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14.06.2025 23:51
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
share office space ...
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds